- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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