What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

You sick fiend

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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