whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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