- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

woman's rights

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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