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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Black people.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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