- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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