Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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