- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

penis. nuff said.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

No your aunties a joke

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A gay man watches football.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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