- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

knock knock whos there? nobody

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

i dont fisish anythi

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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