- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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