- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Katy Perry

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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