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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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