why did the boy die? because he got shot

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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guess what? bannanas

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knock knock go away!!!

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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hi

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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time to spruce up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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