- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

You know whats funny? Women's rights

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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