- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Knock knock. Get out!!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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