- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

i hate non minorities!

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