What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

a black guy walks into a black bar

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

sfdg

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why Did the throw up He was sick

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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