What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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