- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Whats funny? Your face.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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