- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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