- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

a black man pays his child support

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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