- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

they told me not to write here but i did

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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