- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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