your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

how do you win a game try your best

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

HELLO EVERYONE

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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