- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What's up? Your time.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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