why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Balls

Good job, son.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Please ignore this statement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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