Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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j.p. is dumb

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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The New York Giants

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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