How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What's big and purple? Barney

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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