Your Mom

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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