- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

your no better than a cockroach

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Your life

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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