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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

12 niqqa 12.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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