- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

So a horse walks into a barn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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