A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Your're racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

su algato es en fuego

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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