Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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good looking women

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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