A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A man did not like this site

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

If you come to Anti-Joke.com to look at the Newest jokes please leave a comment. Thank you!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...