- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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