- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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