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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

An Asian with a big dick.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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