If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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lets bomb africa

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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are u black unlucky

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Anti Joke

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