a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Women's Rights

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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