What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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