- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

I went to work today....

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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