My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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