- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

So a man walks into a bar, right?

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