- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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