- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

BIG MAC'S

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

you see theres this guy.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What's 2+2? Fish

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