- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

24

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??