- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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