Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why? Because.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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