- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

bangers and mash?

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