Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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