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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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