You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

the bible

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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