- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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