- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Trump will make America great again.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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