- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Daniel is a fag

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)