What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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