- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

No your aunties a joke

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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