Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

whats hairy and crys your mom

How come anti jokes r funny

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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