A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1+1=2

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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