- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the economy.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

The cream, it is coming

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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