- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.