Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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