What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

anti jokes are really funny

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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