- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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