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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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