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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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