Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

The holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Once upon a time a was born

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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