- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Get up Look in the mirror

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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