- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than this That :(

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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