Julian Ha.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

An orphan falls off a cliff.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

what do you call a black guy african american

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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