Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Face...the other white meat!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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