- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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