- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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