- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Get on the boat.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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