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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Anti Joke

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