- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

baloney sandwich

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Who wants $300? Me too.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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