- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Get up Look in the mirror

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why so serious ?

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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