- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

I C U P White stuff

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

kennah campion when she talks

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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