- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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