Why are they the "living" daylights?

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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