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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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