- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Indians

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What does water taste like? Water

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