- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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