- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Cheese

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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