someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Hello penis

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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deez nuts

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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