Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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