- Anti Joke

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Knock knock It's open, come in

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire