- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What is green and slow Grass.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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