- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the name of the car? What

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

dry handjob

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Your sex life.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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