- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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