An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

what are you mike bibby?

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

what do you call a black guy african american

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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